Look out World.

First day on the new job :)

You’re looking at the new head of Marketing.
Oh yes.

I’m in one of those don’t-fuck-with-me-or-I-will-poke-out-your-eyeballs kind of moods and my ever-loving animals are driving me insane.

The dogs won’t stop barking whether they are inside or outside.

My cat is apparently in heat/really wants attention.

And Freckles is climbing his cage and getting stuck in between the bars while trying to kill himself.

I’m really not a mean person I swear, but seriously…Anyone want some annoying pets?

They’re yours. Please get them out of my house now.
Seriously. Now.

5 A.M. Wake up call

I could really get used to being up before the sun rises.

Monday morning to-do list:

• Head out to the lake house and work on the bedroom mural
• Off to the church to make about 1200 slabs of peanut brittle
• Get a copy of the lake house key
• Replant the pine trees for the winter
• Back to the lake house to paint the master bedroom
• Sand and mud another layer in the living room, dining room, and kitchen
• Check tumblr
• Take a breath

Best part? Taste testing the peanut brittle—without peanuts.

Good Morning Tumblr :)

Maybe.

When I’m home alone, everything seems out of place.

There should be boys putting their feet up on the furniture while the game is on.  Their feet barely touching the piles of dishes from the fridge buffet.

I should be enjoying the silence, at least the lack of stinky feet.
Instead.  I’m getting out of this quiet place and headed to the lake house.

I just might be crazy.